Sitting on the Fence

Guy had a dream, open grass field, split by a fence. One side Satan, One side God.

Satan asked him and said, which one do you want? Do you want God or do you want me? If you come over here, I'll give you all you want, I'll give you everything you want, if you go with God, you don't get everything I'm offering you.

So, the guy contemplated, he's like "oh man Jesus, you're there, you're so good, but man Satan, there's some things I really enjoy.”

The guy laughs at both of them, he doesn’t choose and he sits on the fence.

He says, “I can be on both sides of you, at the same time,” and as he's laughing and scoffing at Satan.

It goes black.

Credit: (stolen from the internet)